How to Analyze

Now, I'm not anti-education, but this entry might sound that way.
I used to enjoy movies a lot. I mean, who doesn't want to go with their friends to the theater at midnight and watch 120 minutes of pop culture? However, the more I learn about the world we live in, the less I enjoy things like movies. How many of you have those CSI friends? I'm sure you all have one: You're watching some show and they say something like "Oh Gosh... That could never happen. A defibrillator doesn't work like that!"
     All of my friends that are reading this blog are probably thinking- Hey! You are that friend!
I know I am, which is why I'm writing this. I have a problem. That problem is the over-analyzing of any and everything. Why do I do it? Because I am fascinated about everything. So the more I learn, the more I lose my ability to enjoy violence, TV shows, some people and viewing organized sports.
        How can you avoid these things? How can you continue to enjoy watching dumb TV shows? What can you do make sure you will always enjoy the simplest, most thoughtless music that the radio can play?  Remain uneducated. If you like to read, stop. Stop reading this blog right now as a matter of fact.  Instead, lets see what's on Spike TV.