Thursday, December 9, 2010

A touch to the elbow: what does it really mean?

That is the title of my book, expected to be written soon.  For 1000's of years, men have been confused about the intentions of women. Even after I share this advice with you men, you may still be confused about their intentions. That's probably because I haven't figured them out either. However! There is a sure fire way to know if a girl wants you to ask her out. That sure fire way is the touch to the elbow.
             I was walking down the hall after my Humanities class, a friend of mine from high school said "Oh, Hey!" While touching my elbow. What she was really saying was "Hey, I'm not doing anything this Friday night." Did I understand that at the time? No. Why not? Because I didn't understand the importance of a touch to the elbow.
         Why the elbow? Because the elbow is safe. It doesn't signify commitment; but it's strong, important and taken for granted. I mean, you only have two... Well, most people do. To a woman, that is a great way of showing their interest without appearing too forward. Whoa, I gotta go, the girl sitting next to me just touched my elbow

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Danger is my middle name, and the first name for my blog. What does Danger have to do with me, or my blog? Nothing. I'm possibly the least dangerous person you will ever meet. That's basically this blog's theme; random and occasionally ironic entries about my Freshman Writing class and my life.